Because I don’t believe you.
Iacoletti,
If you don't trust him, why would you trust any "selfies" he would post?
If you have a tape measure, why don't you cut a piece of wood or something to that length, and test it on yourself?
I mean, I mean, I mean ... you aren't a
knuckle-dragger, are you? (You don't have to answer that question.)
But be forewarned-- you're gonna have to post photos and videos of yourself doing it, for the simple reason that, well, we don't trust you. And given your record here (e.g., accusing me of posting some photos of guys wearing Bermuda shorts that were actually posted by you in a vain effort to prove something), why the hell should we?
-- MWT