It seems that you were following me around the forum, Thomas, and bumped this to let me know that you are watching what I am browsing.
Dear Michael,
Regardless of the fact that that evil, evil, evil
sadistic and incompetent Pete Bagley (R.I.P.) at The Agency instructed me to constantly monitor you, and he explicitly told me that I mustn't leave any clues that I'm doing so, I confess that I
did tail you to Logan's inane, pro-Trump post very early this morning, and I just couldn't control (pardon the pun) myself -- I just had to chirp in with my anti-Trump/anti-Putin "two cents."
So now I'm "burnt" as we say in the business, and the rumor goin' around the hallways this afternoon is that they're thinking about shipping me off to Albany, New York, to cover the upcoming "Dead and Company" show.
Praying for a Miracle,
-- MWT