CT's, in court how would you defend Oswald?

[Bill Chapman]

Right, the rational thing to do is to just believe what Chapman probably thinks happened, for no reason whatsoever.
>>> Why would you need me to prove anything to you? You sure are insecure... so badly needing others to agree with you.

DA Chapman:  Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I am 100% certain that Oswald probably killed Kennedy.  The prosecution rests.
Jury:  How compelling.  Not guilty.
Judge: Smirk

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Oswald: I'm innocent
CT Jury: Okay, you can go
Oswald: [SMIRK]

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Iacoletti dies and arrives at the Gates of Hell
Satan shows up, with Oswald in tow.
Iacoletti exclaims 'Lee, what are YOU doing here?'
Oswald responds 'I killed JFK and Tippit'
Iacoletti cries ''No you didn't! You made that up! YOU'RE LYING!'

Satan:
Oswald:

[Thomas Graves]

Iacoletti dies and arrives at the Gates of Hell
Satan shows up, with Oswald in tow.
Iacoletti exclaims 'Lee, what are YOU doing here?'
Oswald responds 'I killed JFK and Tippit'
Iacoletti cries ''No you didn't! You made that up! YOU'RE LYING!'

Bill,

I've heard there's a special place down there where he'll undoubtedly encounter a vat of big smoking gobs of protoplasm -- all that's left of the three guys who wanted to be such oddball "fashion trendsetters" that they wore ... gasp ... bermuda shorts to a -- can you believe it? -- Presidential Motorcade in north centralTexas on a cool and blustery day in late November, and Iacoletti's eyes will start stinging from the acrid smoke created by those three smoking gobs, and he'll start screaming, over and over again, "Help me, Tommy! Help me, Tommy! All I Can See Are Blobs!, All I Can See Are Blobs! ..."

-- MWT 

[Ray Mitcham]

Keep up the good work, Mr Iacoletti. Seems you're really getting under their skin now.

[Jerry Freeman]

Again... another underwhelming contribution.
 

[Thomas Graves]

Keep up the good work, Mr Iacoletti. Seems you're really getting under their skin now.

Skin?

How do you know it's skin when in reality it's all just steaming, stinking blobs, and the gas put off by one of them has concentrated near the top and has caught on fire and has an eery Baby Boy Blue glow about it from this distance, almost as though the darn thing's wearing a ... LOL ... Headscarf In Hades!

Skin?

LOL!  You just made that up!


(Say, you didn't happen to bring any icewater down here with you by any chance did you Ray Old Boy?)

-- MWT 

[John Iacoletti]

>>> Why would you need me to prove anything to you? You sure are insecure... so badly needing others to agree with you.

I don't care if you agree with me or not (agree about what?).  I'm just pointing out that your opinion is faith rather than evidence-based.

Oswald: I'm innocent
CT Jury: Okay, you can go
Oswald: [SMIRK]

You think this is so cute you trot it out every few days, but in the absence of proof of guilt beyond a reasonable doubt, that's exactly what a jury should do.  You seem to think that a defendant is required to prove that he didn't do it.

[John Iacoletti]

Skin?

How do you know it's skin when in reality it's all just steaming, stinking blobs, and the gas put off by one of them has concentrated near the top and has caught on fire and has an eery Baby Boy Blue glow about it from this distance, almost as though the darn thing's wearing a ... LOL ... Headscarf In Hades!

Skin?

LOL!  You just made that up!


(Say, you didn't happen to bring any icewater down here with you by any chance did you Ray Old Boy?)

This is the kind of nonsense that Tommy spews instead of providing evidence for his wild-ass guesses. The less evidence he has, the more sarcasm spews forth.

[Thomas Graves]

This is the kind of nonsense that Tommy spews instead of providing evidence for his wild-ass guesses. The less evidence he has, the more sarcasm spews forth.

Iacoletti,

That disease you have must be contagious and incorporate "spooky action at a distance," because, like you, all I can see now are blobs (kinda like you whenever you look at the films, frames and photos I've referred you to)!

--  MWT