>>> Sez Lord Haughty the Condescender III
Speaking of haughty and condescending...
"CT Ship of Fools"
"Richard has made CTer bubbleheads explode everywhere"
"Seems you've trapped a rat"
"I wonder who needs to prove their case to a crazed contrarian"
"The fewer of your species left on the planet the better"
"Please don't breed"
"Contradictions are
de rigeur in CT Wonderland."
"right up the contrarian keister"
"Don't try to be witty, you're just not good at it."
"Any clues for you there, Sherlock?"
"Sane people everywhere roll their eyes at you lot"
"CT mancrush Lee Harvey Oswald was a committee of three, actually"
"Aren't you glad I introduced that 'feel free' terminology to you?"
"Run, Jimbo...
RUN!"
"So goes the CT Lunatic Fringe Rinse & Repeat Campaign"
"You're way too emotional about your pet theory"
"Go ahead, act like an adolescent. At least say something worthwhile."
"In my view, you characters, more than anything, don't want to be seen as sheep in a 'nobody-can-tell-us-what-to-do-or-think' paranoid schtick. Can't make up your mind? Not our problem. Grow up."
"But what a poor excuse for a human being"
"And don't quit your day job, Sherlock."
"'Nightmare', huh.. are you sure the conspirator species even
sleeps?"
"So you have an IQ at a level just above profound mental retardation?"
"Stop wetting yourself"
"Blahblahblahfreakingblah."
"I'll have some of what
she's smoking."
"Conspiracy-mongers
everywhere poison everything they touch"
"Your lengthy absence led me to believe you were either ill, or had finally had enough of these lunatics. In any case, at least one CTard took credit for your absence."
"Got it. Ray & Ron. Holmes & Watson right there."
"That random placement caused certain CT brainiacs to wet their panties"
"Huh? Did you just have a series of strokes?"
"Sez DevilBoyJohnnyTheCrazedFanatic"
"Only your psychiatrist can tell you why you're a hater."
"They have schools in the USA?"
"see if you can think like an investigator for once."
"Thing#1: In CTer/JAQer/IOWer FringeVille, snip-snip means removing material inconvenient to conspiracy-monger agendas."
"Time for your nap. And stop trying to eat your soup with a fork."
"Time for you nap, Waldo. Now, eat your cookie... and don't forget to change your diaper afterwards."
"In regards the gif that you bobbleheads, for some strange reason, are falling all over yourselves in a back-slapping confirmation-bias frenzy"
"CTer-breeding produces little CT zombies"
"I see what you did there, alas too subtle for these knobs."
"In you, I
am writing for a child."
"Seems your home schoolin' just ain't workin' out for ya, Opie"
"You lot suck your thumbs while wrapping yourselves in your 'all-evidence-is-faked-planted-or-altered' security blanket."
"Any other dumbass remarks from you, Lord Haughty?"
"Nothing but your own opinion means a damn thing to you."
