Never gets old.
Judge Billy: what evidence do you have that Oswald killed Kennedy.
Prosecutor: <crickets>
Judge Billy: I don’t care, because I’m 100% sure he probably did it.
JudgeJohnny: My darling Lee, did you brutally murder JFK and/or Officer Tippit?
Mr. Oswald: It wasn't that brutal... I'M JUST A PATSY!!...
oops... I mean no, Your Nothingness, I'm innocent
JudgeJohnny: You must be, because you said so. You're free to go.
Mr. Oswald: [SMIRKS]
JudgeJohnny: Sweetheart, would you care to join me a for Dr. Pepper, dearest?
Mr. Oswald: Stay away from me, creep.
JudgeJohnny: