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UPSTAIRS-DOWNSTAIRS
FOR CT DUMMIES 101
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1) UPSTAIRS
If you're a nobody who doubts that you will get out alive anyway, you might as well take a second or two to confirm the result of your attempt to become a somebody.
2) DOWNSTAIRS
After committing a loud crime in an area crawling with spectators, try to assume a nonchalant, unhurried-appearing demeanour in case you should happen to cross paths with law enforcement shortly thereafter said attempt. After all, one does not want to appear to be in a hurry to get the fck out of Dodge Dallas, now does one.
