He can't help it. He's always been smitten with the Queen.
Someone who says the Royal Family was involved should be a bit reluctant to call others nutbags.
The Royal Rulers of Nothing in Particular have always been too busy doing absolutely nothing. Maybe she waved at him in that weird robotic manner of hers. I reckon the killer-As I was walking a' alane, I heard twa corbies makin' a mane. The tane untae the tither did say, Whaur sail we gang and dine the day, O. Whaur sail we gang and dine the day? It's in ahint yon auld fail dyke I wot there lies a new slain knight; And naebody kens that he lies there But his hawk and his hound, and his lady fair, O. But his hawk and his hound, and his lady fair. His hound is to the hunting gane His hawk to fetch the wild-fowl hame, His lady ta'en anither mate, So we may mak' our dinner swate, O. So we may mak' our dinner swate. Ye'll sit on his white hause-bane, And I'll pike oot his bonny blue e'en Wi' ae lock o' his gowden hair We'll theek oor nest when it grows bare, O. We'll theek oor nest when it grows bare. There's mony a ane for him maks mane But nane sail ken whaur he is gane O'er his white banes when they are bare The wind sail blaw for evermair, O. The wind sail blaw for evermair.' in the hilarious
Mars Attacks! might have been modelled after her.
They're practically inbred FFS, at least according to way they've been satirized on
Spitting Image.
