Your naivety is staggering.
Are you sure your staggered condition isn't more a case of spending too much time in the company of your best friends TomC, JackD, and JimB?
Yes, Chapman's child like acceptance of the fairy tale is astonishing.
If that were only true. It would make dealing with nimwits like you a lot easier.
You definitely have limits.
Still desperately trying to say something clever?
No 'desperation' requiredNo 'try' requiredYeah, that's the ticket