The Most Deplorable Breakfast Of Our Time

[Thomas Graves]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggs_Benedict

Sorry,

I couldn't resist.

"Give me more napkins, goddammit!"

--  MWT 

[Thomas Graves]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggs_Benedict

Sorry,

I couldn't resist.

"Give me more napkins right now, goddammit! I got some on my fxxxxxg tie!"

--  MWT 

Edited to more accurately reflect Donald Trump's boorishness.

--  MWT 

[Tom Scully]

Green shoots, with your eggs, sir? How about a "vee shaped" recovery, and an economy, bigger and better than before, as promised by Trump, coming in the quarter of his second inaugural!

https://www.npr.org/2020/05/01/848318982/can-this-president-be-reelected-in-an-economy-this-bad
Can This President Be Reelected In An Economy This Bad?
May 1, 20205:00 AM ET

.....By Wednesday, he was looking forward to "a fourth quarter that's going to be fantastic" and then to "a tremendous 2021."

The moving time frame for the hoped-for recovery reflected a shifting of the president's rhetorical gears now that the recession has hit with hurricane force.

https://www.tsa.gov/coronavirus/passenger-throughput

[Thomas Graves]

Green shoots, with your eggs, sir? How about a "vee shaped" recovery, and an economy, bigger and better than before, as promised by Trump, coming in the quarter of his second inaugural!

https://www.tsa.gov/coronavirus/passenger-throughput

Tom,

I sincerely compliment you for spelling his name with an uppercase "T".

After all, why should we belittle ourselves by playing his and his Deplorables' cruel little games?

Also, thanks for keeping your post short and (bitter)sweet.

I mean it.

--  MWT