A Tale of Two Shirts

[Bill Chapman]

You are obviously too dense to see the pun.

You shouldn't try writing puns, you're just not good at it.
Now, tell us why you're on this thread. And why I should shut up.

[John Iacoletti]

You shouldn't try writing puns, you're just not good at it.

Says the guy who thinks he's good at spoofs.

[Bill Chapman]

Says the guy who thinks he's good at spoofs.

Says the grumpy Oswald-worshipper who keeps responding to my spoofs with nothing but hissing, complaining, and the gnashing of teeth.

[John Iacoletti]

Says the Oswald-worshipper who keeps responding to my spoofs with nothing but hissing, complaining, and the gnashing of teeth.

I don't worship anybody -- sorry to burst your little strawman bubble.  And what you call "spoofs" everybody else calls incomprehensible babbling.

[Bill Chapman]

I don't worship anybody -- sorry to burst your little strawman bubble.  And what you call "spoofs" everybody else calls incomprehensible babbling.

'I don't worship anybody -- sorry to burst your little strawman bubble'.
> Taking a knee at Lee Harvey Nobody's grave certainly suggests some sort of fealty on your part.

'And what you call "spoofs" everybody else calls incomprehensible babbling.'
> I've yet to see anyone but you hurl 'incomprehensible babbling' my way.

[John Iacoletti]

'I don't worship anybody -- sorry to burst your little strawman bubble'.
> Taking a knee at Lee Harvey Nobody's grave certainly suggests some sort of fealty on your part.

You make up a lot of "suggestions" in your head.  What's new?

> I've yet to see anyone but you hurl 'incomprehensible babbling' my way.

I have.

[Bill Chapman]

You make up a lot of "suggestions" in your head.  What's new?

I have.

'You make up a lot of "suggestions" in your head'
> What I saw wrote itself 

'What's new?'
> Stay tuned

'I have'
> Detractors are always useful