A Tale of Two Shirts

[Bill Chapman]

NEWS FLASH
Lovelady,Texas
Sept 8, 2020
Faked & planted
by Bill Chapman

UGLY-SHIRTED JACKIE KENNEDY MOTORCADE WITNESS CLAIMING TO BE HIMSELF REVEALS THAT LOVELADY, TEXAS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER HIM

In a time capsule* recently contrived by Bill Chapman's active imagination, Billy Lovelady insisted that he knew precisely who he was, what he looked like, where he was standing (but not, apparently, which shirt he was wearing) the day firecrackers, motorcycle backfires, the smell of gunpowder, and a nobody combined to turn a sitting-duck somebody to a lame-duck somebody and, finally, to a totally dead-duck somebody.


*Billy Lovelady, a fellow who would give you the shirt
off his back, died sometime in the past

[Jerry Organ]

You're unaware of the Off Topic section of this forum?

The other sections of the Forum are all "serious" and "civil" discussion of the facts in the case.

[Bill Chapman]

You're unaware of the Off Topic section of this forum?

Whoa, big fella. Back that chuckwagon up, Tex. Wipe that smirk off your face, Beckley: How is the Jackie Kennedy Motorcade not worthy of front page news around here? Or the fact that Lovelady, Texas was not named after the guy who wore his Sunday best nerdy green 'n white striped referee-style pyjama top to an FBI interview?

And I've already schooled you Oswald-lovers on the assassination:

Click-Click
https://www.jfkassassinationforum.com/index.php/topic,2444.msg80740.html#msg80740
The Nobody Who Shot the Somebody Had Help
https://www.jfkassassinationforum.com/index.php/topic,2451.0.html#new
Operation SitzGoose
https://www.jfkassassinationforum.com/index.php/topic,2674.0.html#new

[John Iacoletti]

And I've already schooled you Oswald-lovers on the assassination:

What a joke.  You've never "schooled" a single person on anything.

[Bill Chapman]

What a joke.  You've never "schooled" a single person on anything.

Anything? Holy crap!

[Bill Chapman]

Schooled -- LOL

Had too many Onions lately?

CHAPMAN UNHINGED contributions deserve a resting place in the "Topics Unrelated To The JFK Assassination" section.

Topics considered not related to the JFK assassination by the conspiracy crowd: Anything about Oswald. Conspiracy-crowd resting place: Funny farms, laughing factories academies, and looney bins both far and wide.

Response inspired by failure of opposing
entity to show any cleverness whatsoever

[John Tonkovich]

Topics considered not related to the JFK assassination by the conspiracy crowd: Anything about Oswald. Conspiracy-crowd resting place: Funny farms, laughing factories and looney bins both far and wide.

Response inspired by failure of opposing
entity to show any cleverness whatsoever

Help me out here, Mr. Witty, what's a "laughing factory"?

[Bill Chapman]

Help me out here, Mr. Witty, what's a "laughing factory"?

A term close enough to 'laughing academy' to draw out untalented conspiracy-crowd nitpickers

For furthur schooling, I can note that 'Laugh Factory' is a chain of comedy clubs in the United States. You may or may not see the obvious implications regarding a temporary crossing-of-wires regarding 'laughing factory' and the said 'Laugh Factory' comedy club.

I predict the latter.