A Tale of Two Shirts

[Jerry Freeman]

Are you claiming the cards are faked by someone other than Oswald?

Could you possibly meander any further from your own topic? When and by what evidence did Oswald ever present himself [and consequently showing the ID] as A. Hidell?

[Bill Chapman]

Could you possibly meander any further from your own topic? When and by what evidence did Oswald ever present himself [and consequently showing the ID] as A. Hidell?

You lot meandered immediately by ignoring the fact that my OP is a spoof.
Not my bad if the concept escapes you.

My Onion*-ized spoofs are the Onion-ized truth, the whole Onion-ized truth, and nothing but the Onion-ized truth.


*The Onion is a well-known spoof site

[Jerry Freeman]

Bill Chapman is his own biggest fan 

[Ray Mitcham]

Bill Chapman is his only fan 

There, fixed it for you, Jerry.

No charge.

[Bill Chapman]

There, fixed it for you, Jerry.

No charge.

You two should hook up

[Ray Mitcham]

You two should hook up

You, too, should shut up.

[Bill Chapman]

You, too, should shut up.

I didn't tell anybody to shut up: So what's with the 'You, too', professor?

[Ray Mitcham]

I didn't tell anybody to shut up: So what's with the 'You, too', professor?

You are obviously too dense to see the pun.