NEWS FLASH
Dallas, Texas
December 11, 2020
Operation Eyeball
Faked, planted and
otherwise messed with
by Bill Chapman
JFK CONSPIRACY BUFFS ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE THEMSELVES THAT NOBODY SAW OH LEE OCCUPYING THE JACKET THAT APPARENTLY FOUND A WAY TO ZIPPER ITSELF UP, FLEE THE SAFE-HOUSE AT SPEED, ASTOUND WITNESSES (WHO HAD AT LEAST ONE GOOD EYEBALL) WITH ITS ABILITY TO SNUFF A POOR DUMB COP, TAKE OFF WITHOUT ANY APPARENT MEANS OF LOCOMOTION, AND THROW ITSELF UNDER A CAR (FOR OBVIOUS REASONS)
Earlene Roberts—who was there and the conspiracy buffs weren’t—was blind in one eye (and couldn’t see out of the other, apparently) but was a human being and not a cyclops, so she used her spare eyeball to see stuff that conspiracy buffs couldn’t see because they weren’t there.
Additionally, a witness near the car dealership (where the car was waiting to hide the jacket) said he saw a logo on the back of the off-white jacket with some sort of ‘swoosh’ design. ‘It said ‘just do it, or ‘just did it’… something like that” reported the witness who apparently had at least one good eyeball.
Copyright Bill Chapman 2020