Then went inside with the curtain rods

[John Iacoletti]

Are you sure I didn't know that before that day? Are you sure I didn't log off, shut down, felt something wasn't quite right about what I said, figured it out but decided it wasn't worth booting up again after very little sleep the night before?

[John Iacoletti]

I have the polls on my side

I suppose cutting and pasting articles from The Onion is another example of your "clever, cut-to-the-quick insights".
 

[Bill Chapman]

Amazing!!   With all of the money and effort the government has spent on duping the pissants one might expect that 95% of the suckers would  "BELIEVE LEE HARVEY OSWALD ACTED LIKE AN ASSHOLE"   But 32% of those polled don't believe the lies.

Remember when you said that ppl should be told when something is a spoof?
This is one of those times. 'The Onion' is a spoof site, Sherlock.

[Martin Weidmann]

Well, that's what happened. And I edit on the fly. Not my bad that you get so excited when I show up here, Mr Always Logged In.

A constant need to justify himself, in addition to a desperate need for attention. Man, you've got some serious issues there!

[Bill Chapman]

A constant need to justify himself, in addition to a desperate need for attention. Man, you've got some serious issues there!

So what happened to your recent promise to not pay attention to me?
Can you imagine the utter joy I feel seeing you come back?
This is the happiest day of my life!

[Martin Weidmann]

So what happened to your recent promise to not pay attention to me?
Can you imagine the utter joy I feel seeing you come back?
This is the happiest day of my life!

what happened to your recent promise to not pay attention to me?

Did I really promise that and to who?

[Bill Chapman]

Argumentative and not answering the question. It's a good thing this isn't a court of law, Chapman, or you would be held in contempt.

And about the mirror; you buy a new one every day or do you keep them in storage?

This doesn't have to be a court of law for you to hold ppl in contempt. You hold everybody in contempt.

And you're still not clever.

[Martin Weidmann]

This doesn't have to be a court of law for you to hold ppl in contempt. You hold everybody in contempt.

And you're still not clever.

You hold everybody in contempt.

Stop whining.

And you're still not clever.

Let me guess....  but you are, right?

Btw, I never said I was clever. That's just one of your many obsessions, which ties in perfectly with your desperate need to constantly prove and justify yourself....