In Chapman-fantasy-land, all he has to do is declare somebody a killer (or a prick) and like magic it just becomes true.
I have the polls on my side
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POLL: 68% OF AMERICANS BELIEVE LEE HARVEY OSWALD ACTED LIKE AN ASSHOLE
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WASHINGTON—More than 50 years after the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, a Gallup poll published Thursday revealed that 68 percent of Americans now believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted like a total asshole.
“Remarkably, our polling data reveal that more than two-thirds of U.S. citizens are now convinced that Oswald acted like a complete prick in planning and carrying out the brutal shooting of JFK,” said Gallup CEO Jim Clifton, adding that of those surveyed, nearly half of respondents were sure or very sure that Oswald acted like a “huge f*cking jerk” in Dallas, attributing the shift in public perception to mounting evidence showing that camping out at the Texas Book Depository with the express intention of murdering the 35th U.S. president was “a total dick move.”
“Additionally, 11 percent said they initially gave Oswald the benefit of the doubt, but now believe with absolute certainty that this guy was just a jackass, pure and simple. Interestingly, 7 percent now say there might have even been a second asshole involved in the shooting.”
The survey also revealed that 18 percent of Americans were confident Oswald had acted “pretty damn cool.”*
*That would be you lotCite> The Onion