There's nothing off-the-rack/shelf about my remarks and you lot have the schoolyard-remark category cornered.
Ah, there is the ego thing again. You wouldn't be trying to "correct" me, just like you "corrected" the cop who interviewed you as a potential suspect after the break-in, would you now? Hilarious!
Btw, thanks for implicitely confirming that your "remarks" do indeed signal your frustration. But, please, do try to put a bit more effort and creativeness in your future insults, because the ones you keep on using are getting a bit tiresome and boring.