KOOKY THEORIES HUH? LOL
You mean like Oswald firing an unusable gun 3x in 8.31 seconds, acculturate, running 100 feet through obstacles then taking to hide the gun..
Kooky ...
- The Carcano "unusable gun".
- What "accurate"? (Oswald missed the President's head twice.)
- "Running". (Just walking, Oswald could have reached the second-floor vestibule door before Truly arrived.)
- "100 feet through obstacles" (One easy obstacle with the narrow gap at the Sniper's Nest; otherwise, he walked (maybe trotted by time he was halfway there) some ninety feet of open aisle to the north, then some ninety feet to where he dropped the rifle, probably in a place he had in mind.)
WHY HIDE THE GUN? Leaving the shells and hiding the gun makes no sense. What's the point of hiding a gun on the same floor like the police wouldn't find it? Not even the dumbest of dumbasses would do that!
Picking up the shells would cost time and he would be in possession of them. What should he have done? Picked up the shells and threw them across the sixth floor? They would still be found.
But holding onto the rifle allows him to get pass anyone on the sixth floor. And he might have been wiping prints (why make it easy for the police he hated?). By time "Lil' Lee gets to the steps, there's a chance he can sneak or buff his way outside. But not with the rifle.
Then run 5 flights of stairs in 40 seconds, run another 15 feet to the break room, and run in to officer Baker without even being out of breath. Even superman would have a hard time pulling that off. But there's nothing dumbass about that kooky story, right? Of course not. LOL
"Superman"? LOL! SuperGrandma could have done it. Ossie was 24-years-old, lean and wiry. And the stairs were downward.
“A test was also conducted to determine the time required to walk
from the southeast corner of the sixth floor to the second-floor
lunchroom by stairway. Special Agent John Howlett of the Secret
Service carried a rifle from the southeast corner of the sixth floor
along the east aisle to the northeast corner. He placed the rifle on
the floor near the site where Oswald's rifle was actually found after
the shooting. Then Howlett walked down the stairway to the second-
floor landing and entered the lunchroom. The first test, run at normal
walking pace, required 1 minute, 18 seconds; the second test, at a
“fast walk” took 1 minute, 14 seconds. The second test followed
immediately after the first. The only interval was the time necessary
to ride in the elevator from the second to the sixth floor and walk back
to the southeast corner. Howlett was not short winded at the end of
either test run.”
— Warren Report, USGPO, p.152
Oswald's not even sweating in this picture.
Here's an idea. Take video of yourself running 5 flights of stairs in 40 seconds for all of us to see, since YOU actually believe, and even defend, that idiocy. No point arguing about it when you can just show all of us how easily that can be done.
In fact, Mr. "Not even the dumbest of dumbasses..." why not shoot a bolt action rifle 3 times accurately in 8 seconds while you're at it! Show us how ridiculous are theories (or common sense) really is, Mr. Talker!
That's the Loony part. That one has to "make" both of Oswald's shots to the President such that they each land in the same square millimeter as did the ones to Kennedy. Can't be done. Oswald himself, if he were alive and as he was on November 22nd, couldn't do what were unique things in terms of timing and where the shots struck. On the day of the assassination, if Oswald waited 1/100th-of-a-second before firing a shot, we would be talking about a different set of wounds.
One can only roughly duplicate the shots, as the Australians did in 2004:
They got a Carcano bullet through two body masses (they happened to break two rib surrogates, not just one), and the bullet was intact with an longitudinal twist and the lead core squeezed, like CE399.
The fact that it's impossible to duplicate each last thing down to the microscopic level allow the critics to claim it can't be done.