If you're a conspiracy-monger, high school drop-out, or Oswald arse-kisser, you might be a redneck.
Since I have none of those afflictions/mutations and continue to thrive with the LNer brand, my ask will be couched in true LNer spirit with the term 'where do CTer conspiracy theories go to when they die'
Firstly, these lazy CTer theories, once heard by people who have at least a high-school diploma, fall apart immediately by way of their own dead-weight paranoia.
Secondly, they go back to from whence they came: The far shores of the lunatic fringe.