I actually like the Cheka better. A cooler name and I could still wear the hat and stay at the Metropol while plotting against America. They have a great fountain there in the dining area. How Felix Dzerzhinsky and I must have laughed as we planned the Trump collusion hoax and JFK conspiracy back in 1917 trusting to Elon Musk to invent his time machine.
Don't flatter yourself, Comrade.
Even back then you would have a bit player, as you are today when you unwittingly(?) spread KGB* disinformation about the anomaly-replete JFK assassination and the Putin-friendly Traitorous Orange Person known as Donald J. Trump.
*Today's SVR and FSB