Did you think I was talking about you?
So, there is some self-knowledge there after all. 
It seems your parents never even tried.
Merry Xmas, Grumpy!
Did you think I was talking about you? So, there is some self-knowledge there after all. 
_Um,
you posted it directly to
me:

Fool: You aren't capable of convincing anyone about anything... other than you're nothing more than a troll
It seems your parents never even tried._Didn't have to: I was born clever, talented, and modest
Merry Xmas, Grumpy!_I hereby charge you with gross insincerity