Shots fired, but a beautiful day in the neighbourhood if you're an Oswald arse kisser
To wit:
1) Nothing illegal about buggering off from work without first asking permission
2) Nothing illegal about ducking out of sight when poor dumb cops run their sirens in your direction
3) Nothing illegal about looking suspicious
4) Nothing illegal about looking like yourself (unless you mow down a poor dumb cop in cold blood)
Oswald: I'm innocent
CT Judge: Ok, you can go
Oswald: [SMIRK]