Fattest Bear Voting Fraud
https://www.npr.org/2022/10/11/1128052248/fat-bear-week-scandal-championVoting fraud uncovered in the counting of votes for the Fattest Bear. Apparently, neither Dominion Voting Systems nor mail in ballots seemed to have been involved. Instead it Spam that was used to attempt to register invalid votes. This voting fraud being directed by C-h-i-n-a, or Italy or a dead South American dictator has not been ruled out.
Next year, they should allow Trump to run. He looks just as fat and far less fit than any of bear contenders. He would have my vote.