The Night They Counted Old Donald Out
Virgil Caine is my name
And I bashed through the Capitol gates
‘Till so much Guardsmen came
And drove us out again
In the winter of 2020
We were angry, and scheming our plans
We took the plane to D. C. that fourth
It’s a night I remember, oh so well
The night they counted old Donald down
And Pence was reciting
The night they counted old Donald down
And the people were singing
They went, “Donald is finally out, out out and out and out for good”
Back with my wife in Tennessee
When one day she called to me
“Virgil quick come see
Here comes a plea from Trump
Now I don’t mind I’m watching games
And I don’t care if the ad is no good
Just take what you need
And leave the rest
But they should never
have cleaned out the whole account
The night they counted old Donald down
And Pence was reciting
The night they counted old Donald down
And the people were singing
They went, “Donald is finally out, out out and out and out for good”
Like my father before me
I’m a working man
And like my brother before me
I took a MAGA stand
Now he was just 40, proud and brave
But the FBI they took him away
Like the lawyer explained to us
I can’t get a Caine to skate
When he takes selfies
The night they counted old Donald down
And Pence was reciting
The night they counted old Donald down
And the people were singing
They went, “Donald is finally out, out out and out and out for good”