If I had planned the conspiracy ...

[Tom Sorensen]

Sixty-plus years (it started in 1959 when the Kremlin set up Department D in the First Chief Directorate -- today's SVR -- and Department 14 in the Second Chief Directorate -- today's FSB) of KGB* disinformation (including, of course, "The CIA Did It" JFKA conspiracy theories),"active measures," and Sun Tzu-like strategic deception counterintelligence operations (look it up) waged against us and our NATO allies, made our (US & UK) bodies politic so cynical, paranoiac and apathetic as to enable "former" KGB* Lieutenant Colonel Putin, with help from his professional trolls in the Internet Research Agency, etc, to kick the EU out Britain and to install "useful idiot" (or worse) Donald J. Trump as our "president" in 2017 and 2025.

Capiche?

So, where do I fit in?

[Tom Graves]

So, where do I fit in?

You, unless you're a witting KGB* agent (are you?), are just a little brainwashed pawn in the scheme of things, but Putin and The Traitorous Orange Xxxx, et al., do appreciate the anti-CIA / anti-FBI / anti-Military JFKA conspiracy theories you encourage or actively spread.

Do you even have a coherent JFKA conspiracy theory, dude?

Or do not have one and, like Iacoletti, just enjoy taking potshots at "Lone Nutters" and the Warren Commission Report?

*Today's SVR and FSB

Rhymes with bird.

[Tom Sorensen]

You, unless you're a witting KGB* agent (are you?), are just a little brainwashed pawn in the scheme of things, but Putin and The Traitorous Orange Xxxx, et al., do appreciate the anti-CIA / anti-FBI / anti-Military JFKA conspiracy theories you encourage or actively spread.

Do you even have a coherent JFKA conspiracy theory, dude?

Or do not have one and, like Iacoletti, just enjoy taking potshots at "Lone Nutters" and the Warren Commission Report?

*Today's SVR and FSB

Rhymes with bird.

I know Feng Shui; am I close?

[Tom Graves]

I know Feng Shui; am I close?

Is that some kind of magic mushroom?

[Tom Sorensen]

Is that some kind of magic mushroom?

BTW, I don't agree with the potshot analogy; it's more like shooting fish in a barrel.

[Tom Graves]

BTW, I don't agree with the potshot analogy; it's more like shooting fish in a barrel.

You're a mushroom, right?

[Tom Graves]

BTW, I don't agree with the potshot analogy; it's more like shooting fish in a barrel.

Funny, I've never seen a brainwashed zombie shoot or fish.

[Tom Sorensen]

Funny, I've never seen a brainwashed zombie shoot or fish.

Um, it's an analogy. Completely went over your head, it seems. Never mind.