I was still writing it when you so anxiously posted it, O'meara, so here it is in its complete (for now) form.
Enjoy!
Oswald fired his short-rifle at a wild pig down by the river but the distinctive round-nosed bullet went through another wild pig that intervened at the last second and it (the bullet) started tumbling before it hit the pig Oswald was actually aiming at and since it was tumbling, it sideswiped a bone in the pig and fractured it and got strangely deformed in the process and then it exited the pig and someone who works at Parkland Hospital was walking along the river later that day and found it (the bullet, that is) and put in their pocket but their pocket had a hole in it and when they walked in to work the next day they realized that their shoe laces had become untied so they sat down on a gurney and tied their shoe and the bullet fell out of the hole in their pocket and rolled under a pillow or something and it was just a coincidence that they brought Governor Connally into the hospital later that day on the very same gurney and that an employee by the name of Tomlinson happened to bump into the gurney in the hallway after they'd taken Connally off of it and it rolled out from under the pillow or something and that he saw it and picked it up and showed it to O. P. Wright who, as an older dude, may have already been suffering from the onset of dementia?
Nice!
And so, the so-called "Walker note" was, in fact, referring to a wild pig hunt - correct? And, moreover, the brain of the pig was substituted for JFK's at the autopsy - correct? And when Oswald said "I'm just a patsy" he actually thought they'd arrested him for pig hunting without a license - correct? It's all starting to come together for me now.
