The Simplest Conspiracy Theory

[John Iacoletti]

That's quite weird, John.
Any chance of dealing with the issue I raise in my post.

This is “Mytton”. There is no chance.

[Tom Graves]

Lyndon Baines Johnson
"Dry Hole" Byrd
Jack Cason
William Shelley
Mac Wallace or John Daugherty (shooter)
Oswald ("patsy")

That is the sum total of the simplest conspiracy theory I can imagine.

If you were completely honest, you'd admit that oodles and gobs of other unknown-to-you people must have been involved.

[Dan O'meara]

If you were completely honest, you'd admit that oodles and gobs of other unknown-to-you people must have been involved.

There are other people involved but, other than the patsy (and the ejected Mac Wallace) it is a list of conspirators who knew what was going to happen that day.
Those who knew there was going to be an assassination attempt.
Georges De Morenschildt has to be involved in some capacity. This known friend and associate of the Byrd family who decides to befriend Oswald. An international man of mystery and flamboyant socialite befriending this hostile, sulking loner living in abject poverty. It is so weird and impossible to leave out. De Morenschildt's testimony reveals that he couldn't stand either of the Oswald's but he keeps having to insist there was something he liked about Lee, and then a few sentences later he'll be talking about something he really disliked about him. It is a genuinely bizarre aspect of this whole story and, although De Morenschildt can't be left out, I'm not 100% sure how he fits in. I just don't need him to have foreknowledge of the assassination.
And then there's Shelley's sidekick, his "Igor", Billy Lovelady. He doesn't have a clue what's going on and just does what he's told, although he keeps almost effing things up because he can't keep his story straight. Lovelady does what he's told to do and says what he's told to say but he has no foreknowledge of the assassination as he couldn't be trusted with that knowledge.

In my made up theory these are the only people who had certain foreknowledge:
LBJ, Byrd, Cason, Shelley and Dougherty.

[Tom Graves]

In my made-up theory, these are the only people who had certain foreknowledge of the assassination: LBJ, Byrd, Cason, Shelley and Dougherty.

Which one created CE-399 and either "planted" it or gave it directly to Elmer Todd?

[Dan O'meara]

Which one created CE-399 and either "planted" it or gave it directly to Elmer Todd?

This is a question you have to answer.
It has been demonstrated, beyond any reasonable doubt, that CE399 was NOT the bullet found in Parkland.
You don't have a single shred of evidence that it was.
So how do you explain the existence of CE399?

[Tom Graves]

This is a question you have to answer.
It has been demonstrated, beyond any reasonable doubt, that CE399 was NOT the bullet found in Parkland.
You don't have a single shred of evidence that it was.
So how do you explain the existence of CE399?

Oswald fired it at a wild pig down by the river but it went through another wild pig that intervened at the last second and it (the bullet) started tumbling before it hit the pig Oswald was actually aiming at and since it was tumbling, it sideswiped a bone in the pig and fractured it and got strangely deformed in the process and then it exited the pig and someone who works at Parkland Hospital was walking along the river later that day and found it (the bullet, that is) and put in their pocket but their pocket had a hole in it and when they walked in to work the next day they realized that their shoe laces had become untied so they sat down on a gurney and tied their shoe and the bullet fell out of the hole in their pocket and rolled under a pillow or something and it was just a coincidence that they brought Governor Connally into the hospital later that day on the very same gurney and t Tomlinson happened to bump into the gurney in the hallway after they'd taken Connally off of it and it rolled out from under the pillow or something and that he saw it and picked it up and showed it to O. P. Wright who, as an older, may have already been suffering from the onset of dementia?

[Dan O'meara]

Oswald fired it at a wild pig down by the river but it went through another wild pig that intervened at the last second and it (the bullet) started tumbling before it hit the pig Oswald was actually aiming at and since it was tumbling, it sideswiped a bone in the pig and fractured it and got strangely deformed in the process and then it exited the pig and someone who works at Parkland Hospital was walking along the river later that day and found it (the bullet, that is) and put in their pocket but their pocket had a hole in it and when they walked in to work the next day they realized that their shoe laces had become untied so they sat down on a gurney and tied their shoe and the bullet fell out of the hole in their pocket and rolled under a pillow or something and it was just a coincidence that they brought Governor Connally into the hospital later that day on the very same gurney and t Tomlinson happened to bump into the gurney in the hallway after they'd taken Connally off of it and it rolled out from under the pillow or something and he saw it?

 

[Tom Graves]

I was still writing it when you so anxiously posted it, O'meara, so here it is in its complete (for now) form.

Enjoy!

Oswald fired his short-rifle at a wild pig down by the river but the distinctive round-nosed bullet went through another wild pig that intervened at the last second and it (the bullet) started tumbling before it hit the pig Oswald was actually aiming at and since it was tumbling, it sideswiped a bone in the pig and fractured it and got strangely deformed in the process and then it exited the pig and someone who works at Parkland Hospital was walking along the river later that day and found it (the bullet, that is) and put in their pocket but their pocket had a hole in it and when they walked in to work the next day they realized that their shoe laces had become untied so they sat down on a gurney and tied their shoe and the bullet fell out of the hole in their pocket and rolled under a pillow or something and it was just a coincidence that they brought Governor Connally into the hospital later that day on the very same gurney and that an employee by the name of Tomlinson happened to bump into the gurney in the hallway after they'd taken Connally off of it and it rolled out from under the pillow or something and he saw it and picked it up and showed it to his boss, O. P. Wright, who, as an older dude, may have already been suffering from the onset of dementia?