Thanks for the laugh, David.
Poor "Lance" actually believed he was on to something and ended up making a complete fool of himself.
Oh, golly, did I? I hadn't noticed. Is that the conclusion you really think those who read this thread are going to draw? Come on, you're not actually delusional as well, are you?
Let me be blunt: I have
no doubt whatsoever that the venomous character who poses as "Martin" is in fact the venomous character who poses as "Tom."
(John Mytton, be sure to let me know if you are, in fact, Lance Payette because I'm going to have to get that straightened out with my wife and the State Bar.)