Friends, in case you're wondering what poor Mr Mytton was up to when he put together this hilarious gif------------
-------------he was trying to find a way of reconciling
a) his barmy claim that Mr Lovelady in Wiegman is deep on the landing (
studying the texture of the west wall, one presumes, even as he applies luminescent paint to his face to counteract the horizontal shadow and readies himself to bend down and tie his shoelaces)
with
b) the inconvenient evidence offered by the Altgens photograph.
The scam was to sell us the soopah-doopah-barmy idea that Mr Lovelady is deep on the landing
in Altgens too. All a matter of-------------you guessed it---------------'perspective'...
Hands up who thinks Mr Mytton should have left well alone!