Am I the only CT here who can meet the LN's more than half way? If not ...

[John Iacoletti]

And yet you're one of the characters misrepresenting the information by nitpicking, twisting, and splitting hairs to an alarmingly deranged, ultimately smothering* standard of proof.

Wrongo, my dear Mr. Chapman.  You and your brethren are twisting, distorting, rationalizing, speculating, and conjecturing a few bits of weak, circumstantial, and tainted evidence into what you keep claiming is a "mountain of solid evidence".  Your standard of proof is ridiculously lax.  You assume Oswald did it, therefore Oswald did it.

[Bill Chapman]

Wrongo, my dear Mr. Chapman.  You and your brethren are twisting, distorting, rationalizing, speculating, and conjecturing a few bits of weak, circumstantial, and tainted evidence into what you keep claiming is a "mountain of solid evidence".  Your standard of proof is ridiculously lax.  You assume Oswald did it, therefore Oswald did it.

Point out where I ever said 'a mountain of solid evidence'

[Martin Weidmann]

Point out where I ever said 'a mountain of solid evidence'

Don't you ever get tired of being you?

[Bill Chapman]

Don't you ever get tired of being you?

I've never had that experience
Tell us what it feels like

[Martin Weidmann]

I've never had that experience
Tell us what it feels like

How in the world could I ever know what it is like being tired of being you?

[Jerry Freeman]

Don't you ever get tired of being you?

Has chronic trolliosis [incurable]

[Richard Smith]

I've never had that experience
Tell us what it feels like

In clueless Martin's case, maybe you should direct that question to Roger Collins.

[Bill Chapman]

How in the world could I ever know what it is like being tired of being you?

Exactly, given that I've never experienced being tired of myself.