A Tale of Two Shirts

[Bill Chapman]

Could you possibly meander any further from your own topic? When and by what evidence did Oswald ever present himself [and consequently showing the ID] as A. Hidell?

You lot meandered immediately by ignoring the fact that my OP is a spoof.
Not my bad if the concept escapes you.

My Onion*-ized spoofs are the Onion-ized truth, the whole Onion-ized truth, and nothing but the Onion-ized truth.


*The Onion is a well-known spoof site

[Jerry Freeman]

Bill Chapman is his own biggest fan 

[Ray Mitcham]

Bill Chapman is his only fan 

There, fixed it for you, Jerry.

No charge.

[Bill Chapman]

There, fixed it for you, Jerry.

No charge.

You two should hook up

[Ray Mitcham]

You two should hook up

You, too, should shut up.

[Bill Chapman]

You, too, should shut up.

I didn't tell anybody to shut up: So what's with the 'You, too', professor?

[Ray Mitcham]

I didn't tell anybody to shut up: So what's with the 'You, too', professor?

You are obviously too dense to see the pun.

[Bill Chapman]

You are obviously too dense to see the pun.

You shouldn't try writing puns, you're just not good at it.
Now, tell us why you're on this thread. And why I should shut up.